"This is really happening". "Then two months later Mike Pence will become the 46th", he joked.
Trump responded in the middle of the Weekend Update on the December 3 episode following Baldwin's cold open that showed him retweeting teenage boys instead of paying attention to a security briefing on Pakistan, North Korea and Iran.
"I do not want to talk about the pee pee. I'm about to be president, we're all going to die". This country will be literally showered with jobs. "Because I am a major wiz at jobs", he added. They could die!" Baldwin's Trump replies, "Honey, I'm about to be president.
"Trump" also took questions about health care - including a promise to replace Obamacare with something better called the "Affordable Care Act" - his business divestment and the fact that intelligence proves Russian Federation did hack the US during election season, which "Trump" reluctantly admitted.
A major focus of the late night circuit this week has been continued reports - verified and unverified - of Trump's ties to Russian Federation. "And I'll tell you right now, I'm not a "Joey, ' I'm a 'Rachel, '" referring to the news outlet's "Which 'Friends" Character Are You?"
Trump/Baldwin continued in this metaphorical if yellowish stream of consciousness based on the Donald Trump pee pee tape with, "This will be a golden opportunity for me as president to make a big splash".
President-elect Donald Trump only wants to talk about what is really important in this country. He asks "Are you really, really sure?" and holds up a VHS tape with a label that reads "Pee pee tape".
On Wednesday, Trump called BuzzFeed "a pile of garbage" for publishing an unverified dossier on him and argued with CNN's Jim Acosta during his first news conference since July, calling him "fake news".
Donald Trump has lashed out at a hit US TV show after it aired a skit parodying his first news conference as US President-elect.
"It was China. Uh, I mean Canada".
".@NBCNews is bad but Saturday Night Live is the worst of NBC", Trump tweeted.